Pickle In Your Pocket

So i am super excited today. My girlfriend Tess and I are heading to Oregon to meet her parents and hang out. We are heading out tonight after work and getting back on Tuesday. Yesterday was my last day at the BOHO so i was able to sleep in a little today and pack before heading into work. Ill prob work until 4 and then head home where i Will meet Tess and we will head out from there.
I did however feel like a total man slut today not on purpose, it just kinda turned out that way. I was out of condoms and I thought it would be a good idea to bring some on the trip…so I was going to go to the store and buy some. Once I was at the store I realized I didnt have any tapes for my camcorder. I wanted the tapes for the camcorder so I could document our lil road trip so I picked up those too. When I got to the register it occurred to me that I must look like some kinky son of a bitch with condoms and video recording tapes. They must think I was some porn video kingpin or really into safe sex home videos…either way i received a funny little look from the girl behind the register, and I couldn’t help but laugh. What a good way to start the day.

Sooooo I had another wedding this past saturday…it was so much fun . It was my cousin Erics wedding and we was married to a great girl named laura who is also the mother to his child. The day was beautiful, the food was good and the boos flowed like the Mississippi into the gulf of mexico…(in case you didn’t get that there was tons of boos). The wedding started a little bit earlier than most people expected, including myself so iw as a little bit late but i was able to see the vows and ring ceremony…which was nice.
I was able to bring my girlfriend tess so she met the family…and boy did she pull it off…i think they like her more than they like me now …they all thought she was attractive, sweet and smart…:) yay. I also got a lot of dancing in. Yeah yeah I have been known to cut the carpet, scoot the boots, and jiggy from time to time. I used to take dance lessons but that would be better talked about another day.

The food was buffet style with tortellinis, chicken asparagas, salad..etc. I wish I had more weddings to go to…only one left this summer…i cant wait

so I had quite the busy weekend…Friday was fantastic. My gf tess held a fund raiser on friday in order to raise money for her team in training/lymphoma cancer program. She was able to raise about $230 dolllars woohoo and she found out today that she might be receiving the rest of what she needs in order to run in the womens nike half marathon from a friends family…so needless to say she is pretty excited. Her party was fun. Her friend agreed to host the party at her house and there was food, drinks and poker for those who choose to show up and donate to a good cause. The poker was fun…I didnt win but the husband of her friend who hosted did and they were very pleased with the sex card gift …it was a bunch of playing cards with different positions on it…fun fun. the wife seemed very excited.

Lately I have been working on my ability to float through life…and I came to the realization that in order to float i must become weightless (obviously) and in order to become weightless I could either starve myself until I become a stick with very very little mass on my bones…OR I could change my level of consciousness to make myself believe that I am actually floating around rather than walking,driving,running or strutting…yeah u know i strut when i can.
So I have finally succeeded in reaching what i like to call delusional nirvana. I call it delusional because In all retrospect I am feeling quite nutts and I call it nirvana because even though I feel nutts …I feel freaking awesome at the same time….How did I reach this point of crazy perfection you might ask…the answer I must retort is lots and lots of time awake..and very little, tiny, microscopic amounts of sleep topped of with an amazing love life. Yes…the love life is key..sorry babe . so what it boils down to is that I am burning sooo much energy and recovering so little that I am a sleep deprived zombie chasing after the ever elusive restful brain. I am working about 16 hours a day and then the rest of my day is spent either sleeping, cuddling or traveling(to work)…luckily this will only last 2 more weeks until my job at the boho is caput. But it is very interesting how i am able to trick myself into thinking I have two of each day…for example it feels like I have two Wednesdays today…I have one at property management and one at the boho…so where it seems like my days might go by faster because i am so busy..they are actually crawling along…nay slimming along at a snails pace. I love it! but dont get me wrong…in all honesty i cant wait until my double days of heaven/hell reach their climax and I am able to comfortable slide back into a normal daily routine of work and play. thats all suck it up RAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR

Sunday was a pretty good day this week. I got to sleep in a little and was then able top get together with my parents, my friend Trevor and my girl Tess for breakfast. It was nice getting everyone together. I haven’t really had much time to spend with any of them either then Tess because I have been working all day (16 hours a day) so it was good to get all the people i really care about in one group to catch up and mingle. We all just told stories and updated each other on our daily happenings.
After breakfast Tess and I went back to my parents place to pick blackberries for a black berry pie…yum yum…i cant wait. Then we washed cars and went for a swim before i had to head out to the Boho for a night shift.
LOl wow i promise my entries will become more interesting once I have more time…as soon as July is over and i am no longer working 16 hours a day 5 days a week i promise i will breathe more life into there entires.

Yay love is in the air my friends…love is in the air. I went to my first wedding ceremony this weekend…soo much fun. The wedding was for my friend Daniel and his fiance Katrina. They had a beautiful wedding out in Sebastopol. There were about 80 people with music, dancing, good food. I have known Daniel since he was four so it was nice to be able to share in this experience with him. I have probably known him the longest out of anyone there besides his brothers. Given there was a period of time where we lost contact, however. Daniel is probably one of the most caring and giving guys you would ever meet and I am just sad that his parents where not able to be there for this event (they have both passed away) , but it has always been the case that his friends are his family. As a Child he used to spend the whole day at my house everyday. As he got older if he wasn’t at my house he was at someone else’s, but he was rarely home. So it was great to see the number of friends who showed up to share in this day with him.
I didn’t meet Katrina until a year or so ago, after they were already engaged but she is a funny fun sweet beautiful girl. They truly are perfect together and I wish them my best with all my heart. I am also excited for the little one they have on the way…Katrina announced at the wedding that she is 9 weeks pregnant…so congrats to them on that too.
AAAAAAAAAAnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd guess what I have another wedding next week…woohoo…this is a family wedding. My cousin Eric and his fiance Laura are getting married and I am sure it will be fun too. Ill let ya know how it goes.

Time to pull out the old shoes, whip out the wine openers and dust off the dirty old black bar book.

The Bohemian grove has started up again. For all of you who don’t know what it is get ready for a story that describes a world far beyond the reaches of your simple imaginations.
In the land of the Bohemian Grove rich old men dress in khakis and polo shirts. They whip out their tools and try to see how many trees they can pee on before reaching empty and have to refill at the local bar. They sleep in camps which mimic their days in college were it was cool to be in a frat. They dance naked around the giant owl god while putting babies on spikes and sing songs in drag while standing on stilts. They pray to the devil and ask him to bring them great profits in the next fiscal year. And finally they drive Ferraris, Porsche’s, Lamborghini’s and Austin Martins on gravel roads….:0

JK… I love the grove…its a great place to work. I am currently a bartender out there and have been for two years now. Basically i get paid to shoot the shit with a bunch of wealthy men, who are just looking to escape from their daily lives (wives, kids,work etc) and hang with the boys. Last year I served Clint Eastwood…”Two Becks.” Apparently Karl Rove was seen this year at the Spring Jinks and a bunch of other famous rich people ranging from athletes to politicians, actors, and musicians are all members there. The only tough thing is that I am going to have a lot of 16 hour work days because i have to work at my normal job until 4pm and then drive out to the grove to work until 1am…oh well at least ill be raking in the dough. . Ill keep you up dated on anything interesting that happens out there. And yes I will save you all a vial of baby blood from after the babies are put on the spits and given to the demon owl gods.

ok I must admit …I am slightly retarded…not to the point where i need a helmet or will wear diapers until I am 60 before I graduate to depends…but retarded in the way that I am computer retarded. How do I post a Picture on my home page? anyone know? anyone? anyone?…Buhler Buhler…anyways…If anyone could help me out, lend me a hand, pat my back, jerk me off…u know….tell me how to post a pick it would be greatly appreciated and I promise that your kindness will come back to you 10 fold…in heaven…muahahhaaha…ok please thanks, spesiba, gracias, akhshana