Pickle In Your Pocket

Have you ever noticed how many things out there talk…I mean really its like we are starved for attention and figure that we can turn your average electronic device into a friend. I was online the other day and they had a Turbo timer for your car that counted down…in 3 languages…Okay so that is a lie..it was only English but still. Do I really need a turbo timer that counts down or talks to me? I probably wont even be in the car when it gets to 10 seconds. They also have clocks and talking watches that announce the time. I mean that is great….if you can’t read a clock. I sure hope it doesn’t announce it every second …could you imagine the increase in murders over something like that… think about it. How about we leave the talking to people and do a better job of teaching our kids to read time. Oh and talking dolls scare the poop out of me… have you ever been in a room when one of those things started talking and it wasn’t even touched …yeah can you say creepy as …? So please my brothers and sisters try to avoid useless stuff like that we already have enough yahoo’s on cell phones who talk way to loud, do really need other non-human obnoxious items out there making noise? In case you are slow the answer is NO! good day Sir. P.S I apologize to those who may be visually impaired and need a talking watch ….but for the rest of you who have those you can rot in hell ….and when I say rot I mean you suck and when I say hell I mean some place that sucks where you are surrounded by talking devices with no hammer to break them with. that is all!