Pickle In Your Pocket

Competition is a funny thing. It seems like everyone is always trying to out due their neighbor. Whether it is consumer products, sports teams, guys at a bar etc…there always seems to be some type of self promotion going on. I think it is funny that we cant just sit back and realize that we all truly suck. I mean really do we need to make some one else look bad just so we can make ourselves look good? Okay trick question…we know the answer is yes and in all honesty we cannot escape it. We are stuck with the impulses to be better then everything else around us, for the sake of self preservation. Its really messed up how we have intertwined nature and our own creations, i.e products and such. In nature we strive to mate with the most beautiful and most desirable…now we have brought that whole thought process so that we desire to eat the best foods, wear the best clothes, was with the best cleaning products and become way too skinny with the best diet pill. when is it going to end? I say we start a revolt….we destroy all consumer goods, get naked, run around, kill the weak, and fornicate with anything that moves…who is with me?